Posts Tagged ‘Creationism’

Queensland gets some well deserved mockery

August 2nd, 2010

Queensland has a bit of a reputation as Australia’s backward state – somewhat similar to that of the US Bible belt. We’re getting a little well-deserved mockery on this front at the moment after a News.com.au report about Creationists being invited in to state government schools under the guise of religious education. Having some from the heathen south and not having any children, I wasn’t aware that our state schools had religious education classes let alone that they were subverted from religious literacy (a good idea) towards indoctrination.

A parent of a Year 5 student on the Sunshine Coast said his daughter was ostracised to the library after arguing with her scripture teacher about DNA.

“The scripture teacher told the class that all people were descended from Adam and Eve,” he said.

“My daughter rightly pointed out, as I had been teaching her about DNA and science, that ‘wouldn’t they all be inbred’?

“But the teacher replied that DNA wasn’t invented then.”

After the parent complained, the girl spent the rest of the year’s classes in the library.

Hmmm… DNA hadn’t been invented? I wonder what that particular moron thinks happened when Adam and Eve made the two-backed beast to create Cain and Abel. It’s pretty obvious that he was out-thought by an 11-year-old and lied to try to hide it. It would be interesting to see the paperwork generated by that one.

The way they should do this religious education is to imagine some other religion they aren’t familiar with, say the Yoruba religion of Africa, imagine what sort of description of that religion they would be happy with if it was taught to their kids and then they teach about Christianity in the same voice.

I was interested to read:

About 80 per cent of children at state primary schools attend one half-hour instruction a week, open to any interested lay person to conduct.

Perhaps I should volunteer. I think I would be a little more moderate in that setting, but I fear that even just bringing the non-canonical gospels to kids’ attention would see me getting complaints from some parents. By the time I got to Terror Management Theory I think I would get stoned.

Evolution denial on the Letters page of the Cairns Post

May 11th, 2010

Plognark's "stupid" graphicWe’ve seen a few ill-informed anti-evolution letters to the editor of the Cairns Post in recent times. Take, for example, this letter in Monday’s paper from Glen Crossland of Babinda.

Charles Darwin admitted that the greatest objection to his theory was the lack of intermediate variety numbers, which should have been enormous.

He questioned why geology did not reveal a finely graduated organic chain and why it was not full of intermediate links. A lot more fossils have been found since Darwin and the chances of finding transitional forms should be greater. The missing links are still missing.

All the major categories appeared suddenly fully formed in the Cambrian layer, which was considered the beginning of the fossil record.

The extant forms have not changed substantially during the presumed long period of time since. Any changes are mainly due to speciation through natural selection but they still remain within the same kinds God created.

Darwin’s writing style often put forth the arguments he imagined his opponents may offer, and then anticipatory reply. While Darwin did indeed foresee the then paucity of transitional forms as an argument against his theory, he put forward a counter-argument that still largely stands. In brief, not all creatures become fossils, not all fossils survive the passage of time, and not all fossils that have survived are discovered. Scientists quite simply do not expect to find a complete fossil record.

Pikaia - a Cambrian chordate similar to our ancestors of the time

Grandma? Pikaia is a typical representative of Cambrian chordates

Of course the missing links are still missing – if we knew where they were they wouldn’t be missing. Once found, they join the large and still growing collection of “found links”. An excellent guide to some of these is Donald Prothero’s Evolution: What the fossils say and why it matters.

Mr Crossland claims the major categories suddenly appeared in the Cambrian period, yet there were no mammals, reptiles, or birds. Even jawed fish were yet to appear. What we see in the Cambrian are early representatives of what we now call the phyla. Ours, Chordata, was represented by creatures such as Pikaia - a small creature with no arms, legs, or backbone. It looked a bit like a lancelet or a worm. As Mr Crossland claims that forms have not changed substantially since, is he claiming to be a spineless worm?

Mr Crossland’s letter reveals a profound ignorance of the evidence for evolution. What prevents him from exploring it honestly? The answer is obvious: his religion.

Mr Deity and the Equations

March 27th, 2010

The Cairns Post gives a podium to a crank

February 12th, 2010

Today the Cairns Post devoted an article (not a letter to the editor) to a crank and idiot who has somehow managed to get a degree in psychology from James Cook University.  The idiot in question is under the impression that the failure of other species to become technologically advanced somehow disproves the modern synthesis.

According to the traditional theory of evolution, intelligence should expand over time, putting other animals on the same intellectual playing field as humans.

No, it does not say that. The idea that evolution is like a ladder with humans at the top and other organisms striving to climb up to where we are is a pre-Darwinian idea without merit. It is this bone-headed mistake that leads Mr Gobus astray. I can only assume that Mr Gobus never considered actually asking someone who knows diddly-squat about the subject matter.

“The facts are right, but our perspective on how we look at evolution and on intelligence and social behaviour is, in fact, completely skewed,” Mr Gobus said.

“It has nothing to do with random genetic mutations. In fact, it is a continuous process that is at work.

Random genetic mutations plus natural selection, aka evolution, is a “continuous process at work”.

“So, evolution is a holistic process rather than divided from the dinosaurs, mammals and the human era, which Darwinists see as separate events and not linked together.”

Um, what? I think someone needs to look up “common descent”.

Using the saltwater crocodile as an example, Mr Gobus said the predators originated during the age of the dinosaurs, about 240 million years ago.

“With such a significant time period to their credit, and a history in which they must have had innumerable environmental experiences, why haven’t crocodiles developed concepts of electronics and the like?

“A common response to that question is that crocodiles are less intelligent because they have smaller brains.

“But the question that needs to be answered is why the crocodile’s brain didn’t develop with its vast environmental experiences.”

Mr Gobus’s suggestion makes as much sense asking why humans didn’t evolve to spend their days lazing in the sun on riverbanks and eating an occasional wallaby, or, as Douglas Adams once put it:

Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much – the wheel, New York, wars and so on – while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time.

But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man for precisely the same reason.

Dolphins are superbly adapted to their respective niche. Crocodiles are superbly adapted to their niche. And E. coli bacteria, which have never developed anything like the iPod, are superbly adapted to theirs. These are all effective ways of earning a living and having descendants in nature.

Evolution is all about the differential survival of self-replicating entities – genes in the case of biological evolution. There is no actual drive towards increased complexity, increased size, or increased intelligence. Some niches will demand these things, while others won’t. Some niches will be better served by going in the opposite direction – being smaller, simpler or less intelligent. Organisms will become increasingly well-adapted to their niche, and sometimes species will be so well adapted that there will be a period of stasis. It all comes down to “do the genes get passed on”. Being a crocodile is a perfectly good way for the genes to continue their long voyage through time.

Mr Gobus’s argument reminds me of the old Creationist canard “If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?”, to which I usually reply “If the English colonised Australia, why are there still people in England?” Populations split and diverge. They find new environments and niches, and adapt to them. Populations may undergo long periods of stasis punctuated by rapid change. It all depends on available niches, available mutations, and selective pressures.

In printing the article the Cairns Post just reaffirms that it’s a poor quality newspaper, that it doesn’t care about informing its readers, and that its reporters are talentless hacks who don’t care about journalism.

Mr Gobus: You are an idiot, and JCU should ask that you never again mention that you got a degree from there again.

Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort… Idiots

September 25th, 2009

Did you ever wonder what happened to Kirk Cameron (Mike Seaver from the TV sitcom Growing Pains)? He found God, and his career went into the toilet. He has been in a few Christian focussed productions, including one based on the Left Behind books. He also became an evangelical preacher, falling under the wing of a nutter by the name of Ray Comfort.

With the 150th anniversary of the publication of Darwin’s On the Origin of Species this November, Comfort and Cameron are promoting their printing of the Origin with the addition of a rather pathetic introduction by Comfort. Some have described it as “On the Origin of Species with bonus toilet paper”. I downloaded a copy of the introduction and had a read. It’s awful, parroting the old Creationist lies, including:

  • Darwin caused the Holocaust: Comfort is apparently unaware of the long history of Christian antisemitism that led up to the Holocaust, including the Bible and the works of Luther (see his book On the Jews and Their Lies in which he says that the Jews are a “base, whoring people, that is, no people of God, and their boast of lineage, circumcision, and law must be accounted as filth.”). Hitler himself was a weird mix of Catholic and Pagan, believed he was doing’s God’s work, and used Christianity to mobilise the Christian German populace against the Jews. The SS even had “Gott Mit Uns” (God with us) on their belt buckles. Comfort also seems unaware that selective breeding was in use long before Darwin, and the idea of favoured races of man appears in the Bible. Then there’s the fact the German Nationalist movement started 50 years before Darwin published.
  • Darwin was racist: Well, by our standards of this time, he certainly does say things that we would regard as racist. For his time, however, Darwin was very progressive, compassionate, opposed to slavery and in favour of increasing rights for non-whites. To judge Darwin by today’s standards isn’t a fair judgement. Darwin was certainly far less racist than most religious conservatives of his time, and even some religious conservatives of our own.
  • No transitionals: Bollocks. There are many, including an extensive range in the cetacean family. Comfort briefly mentions just one of these fossils and downplays it, never discussing the range of fossils showing the gradual emergence of what we call whales, with the slow transformation of legs into fins, the shift of nostrils to form the blowhole, etc. There are lovely transitionals amongst the early tetrapods, humans, birds, and many other groups. There are also ring species, in which every intermediate between two species is still alive today.
  • Darwin & the eye: Yes, Comfort trots out the selective quotation of Darwin in which Darwin discussed the possible objection of complex organs. It’s an often misrepresented passage that Creationists seem to love. While Comfort does concede Darwin did believe the eye evolved, Comfort leaves out the reasoning behind this, which immediately followed the quote Comfort provides.

Yet reason tells me, that if numerous gradations from a perfect and complex eye to one very imperfect and simple, each grade being useful to its possessor, can be shown to exist; if further, the eye does vary ever so slightly, and the variations be inherited, which is certainly the case; and if any variation or modification in the organ be ever useful to an animal under changing conditions of life, then the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, can hardly be considered real.

    Start to finish, Comfort’s introduction is full of inaccuracies, ad hominem, quotations out of context, strawman arguments, scientific illiteracy, and stupidity.

    In an interview promoting the publication, Cameron says “Atheism has been on the rise for years now, and the Bible of the atheists is The Origin of Species”. He’s sort of right… Few Christians actually read the Bible, and few atheists read the Origin. If more Christians actually read the Bible, there would be  fewer Christians.

    Having read the Origin, I wouldn’t recommend it for anyone who isn’t interested in the historical side of evolution. The book’s 150 years old now and both literary style and science have advanced a long way since then. It also has far too much discussion about pigeons. Some good books to introduce people to the modern evidence for evolution are:

    There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.
    Last sentence from On the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin

    Global warming denialism

    August 22nd, 2009

    George Monbiot has challenged AGW denialist Ian Plimer to address some criticisms of Plimer’s recent book Heaven and Earth. One of Monbiot’s criticisms concerns an oddly blatant misrepresentation of a paper. Citing a paper by Charles F. Keller in support, Plimer states:

    satellites and radiosondes show that there is no global warming.

    Keller’s paper’s title is An Update to Global Warming: The Balance
    of Evidence and Its Policy Implications
    . In it we find this passage, with the possible source of Plimer’s “mistake” bolded:

    The big news since CFK03 is the first of these, the collapse of the climate critics’ last real bastion, namely that satellites and radiosondes show no significant warming in the past quarter century. Figuratively speaking, this was the center pole that held up the critics’ entire “tent.”

    Yes, Plimer seems to have taken a paper in which an author describes a claim of denialists and demolishes it, but pretends that denialist claim was the conclusion of the paper. This is one of the issues on which George Monbiot has challenged Plimer, and Plimer refuses to address.

    There seems to be two ways that Plimer’s “mistake” could have come about. The first is that he is wilfully dishonest and knowingly misrepresented the paper. The other possibility is that Plimer trusted some other AGW denialist who has misrepresented the source, and parroted the claim without checking the source. I hope it’s the latter.

    Given Ian Plimer’s rightful criticism of similar misrepresentation and quote-mining by Creationists in the past, it’s a bit odd to see Plimer engaging in it.

    Another nice example of the denialist mindset recently came from the Australian, a newspaper that loves to promote global warming denialist nonsense. Malcolm Colless opined:

    Remember, it was not so long ago that we were confronted with the unnerving prospect of being fried like eggs on a hotplate as a result of a widening hole in the ozone layer of the atmosphere.

    The hole is apparently still there, although it has stopped expanding and has, in fact, started shrinking. Coincidentally, it is now playing second fiddle to global warming in the climate change debate.

    But just as we were told to disregard any suggestion that a hole in the ozone layer could be, in large part anyway, caused by Earth’s natural evolution, so we must accept that global warming cannot be attributed to any natural changes in the planet’s climactic cycle. No. It is all our fault.

    Why has the ozone hole stopped expanding and, in fact, started shrinking? It’s due to a little thing called the Montreal Protocol, which has dramatically reduced chlorofluorocarbon use. In trying to deny that humans can cause harm to the atmosphere, Colless cites a clear example where we did harm it, then successfully took corrective international action.

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    Tim Lambert’s Deltoid blog is a good source of information on the antics of the denialists.

    Embracing my inner ape

    February 16th, 2009

    Last night, during an ad break between overs in the cricket, I surfed channels and found SBS’s documentary on Charles Darwin. They were discussing humanity’s place in the world and the voice-over suggested that there was a common ancestor for us and the apes, and that from there one branch led to the apes and the other led to us (though I think their graphic showed otherwise). This is wrong, and something I often hear (or read) other people get wrong too.

    The chimps and bonobos (these used to be called pygmy chimps) are the two ape species with the most recent common ancestor. A lot of people seem to think the next most recent is between the chimp/bonobo line and the gorillas, but it isn’t. The next most recent is the common ancestor of the chimp/bonobo line and humanity. Then the gorillas come in, followed by the orang utans and, a long way back, the gibbons. If there is any species of ape that could say “I’m not an ape, I’m a ____”, it’s not us but the gibbons.

    There is no logical taxonomic grouping that includes chimps and gorillas that does not include us. What’s more, this would be true even if evolution were to be false and Creationism to be true. The way we classify organisms is based on comparative anatomy and, increasingly, genetics. By both of these approaches we are apes.

    We are apes. If evolution is true, we are apes by descent. If Biblical Creationism is true, we are apes by design. Either way, we are still apes.

    Oh, and evolution is true. Deal with it.

    Irreducible complexity? Ken Miller guest blogs at the Loom

    January 10th, 2009

    Irreducible complexity is a term popularised by Michael Behe, one of the more prominent Intelligent Design advocates. It refers to systems claimed by Behe to consist of parts that are all essential to a working system, i.e. the removal of any one renders the system non-functional. It’s a poorly thought out idea which reveals Behe’s ignorance of basic evolutionary biology. Irreducibly complex systems, as defined by Behe, come about naturally through processes such as cooption and coevolution.

    Behe’s testimony in the Kitzmiller vs Dover trial was disastrous for the ID community, and they have long tried to rewrite history, and suggest that Behe wasn’t as laughable a failure as he really was. Casey Luskin, the attack mouse of the Discovery Institute, the headquarters of Intelligent Design, has tried his best, and failed. Ken Miller discusses how badly he fails, and how bad Behe really was, in a series of guest blogs at Carl Zimmer’s Loom (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3).

    cdesign proponentsists – a lesson in find and replace

    December 7th, 2008

    Tonight saw SBS broadcast the second and final part of the PBS documentary Judgement Day: Intelligent Design on Trial, which describes the events surrounding the Kitzmiller vs Dover case in which science and creationism in one of its guises did battle back in 2005 in Dover, Pennsylvania, in the USA. Sure, it’s a little old but the case is still worth chuckling over. See the National Centre for Science Education’s (NCSE) Kitzmiller webpages for information about the trial or the PBS companion pages for information about the program.

    The highlight of tonight’s episode was the testimony of Barbara Forrest in relation to the early drafts of the creationist textbook at the centre of the case, Of Pandas and People. She and Nick Matzke discussed the “missing link” between Creationism and Intelligent Design, cdesign proponentsists. It’s a lovely example of why you need to be careful when replacing text in a document.

    When the editors of Of Pandas and People realised that Creationism had been ruled unconstitutional, they tried to replace Creator with intelligent agent, Creation with Intelligent Design, creationist with design proponent, etc. Some poor sap got to work on this menial job, came to an instance of creationists, and tried to highlight and replace the text with design proponents. Their selection of text missed the mark, highlighting reation, and thus creationists became cdesign proponentsists and the plaintiffs got an amusing smoking gun.

    The NCSE has all the relevant details about cdesign proponentsists, including scans of the original text. Back in 2005, Matzke also wrote a brief Panda’s Thumb post on this fascinating transitional fossil.

    Judge Jones’s decision in the Kitzmiller case, in which he ripped the defendants a proverbial new one, can be read at http://www.pamd.uscourts.gov/kitzmiller/kitzmiller_342.pdf and is well worth a look.

    Just as the Edwards vs Aguillard case of 1987, which ruled Creationism unconstitutional in the USA, caused Creationism to disguise itself as Intelligent Design, the Kitzmiller vs Dover decision caused Creationism to evolve again. Of Pandas and People evolved into The Design of Life, by William Dembski and Jonathan Wells. Intelligent Design has been replaced as a catch cry by “teach the controversy“. It’s still just the same tired Creationist arguments rehashed with a new name.

    Fortunately Creationism has nowhere near as strong a hold in Australia, but you’ll still occasionally meet whackaloons who believe in it. Otherwise intelligent people can believe remarkably stupid things when it’s part of their religion.

    Expelled gets trashed by Ebert

    December 3rd, 2008

    This film is cheerfully ignorant, manipulative, slanted, cherry-picks quotations, draws unwarranted conclusions, makes outrageous juxtapositions (Soviet marching troops representing opponents of ID), pussy-foots around religion (not a single identified believer among the ID people), segues between quotes that are not about the same thing, tells bald-faced lies, and makes a completely baseless association between freedom of speech and freedom to teach religion in a university class that is not about religion.
    - From Roger Ebert’s review of Expelled, Win Ben Stein’s mind.

    Ben Stein, whose main claim to fame is being the teacher in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, starred in a Creationist propoganda movie called Expelled: No intelligence allowed. It pretty much followed two themes: that Creationists (even with their Intelligent Design Theorist tuxedos on) are discriminated against in academia, and that Darwin’s theory of evolution is responsible for the Holocaust and other nasty things (though the movie doesn’t blame Darwin for brussel sprouts, the ultimate in evil). Needless to say, the movie was one lie after another, and none of its claims hold water.

    I don’t think the movie hit the big screens here in Australia and I haven’t seen it on DVD in the stores. If you do really want to see it you’ll need to download a copy off the net (this is one instance in which I will encourage piracy. Do not pay for this movie. I would suggest, however, that downloading it is a waste of bandwidth).

    Roger Ebert, the well known US film critic, has belatedly got around to penning a review of Expelled and it would appear that Ebert didn’t like it much, as the excerpt at the top of this post suggests. The review is very amusing and well worth reading. You’ll learn a little about evolution, a little about film making, and a lot about the dishonesty of Ben Stein and the Discovery Institute.

    Read the review at http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2008/12/win_ben_steins_mind.html

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    More information about Expelled can be found at the National Center for Science Education‘s website about the movie, Expelled Exposed.

    Expelled was rather beautifully parodied in this trailer for a fictional movie, Sexposed: No intercourse allowed.